What are the chances? A day after I post my epic ode to the Platypus and I stumble upon the most irrefutable proof of their superiority, published by an organization only slightly less reputable than myself.
As it turns out, the platypus has the capacity for both blood curdling violence and merciful healing.
Yea, for with his webbed, venomous paw doth he both giveth and taketh away.
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| “Amen, bitches.” |
It seems that the heart-stopping awesomeness of the platypus extends not just to its ability to singlehandedly bring the human race crumbling down to a jabbering mass of structureless, gurgling amoeboids, but to the unique cells and particles that make up its other-worldly body. To be more specific, its ‘platypus proteins’.
