Justin Bieber will Destroy You, and Probably Me Too

Ok, so I came across this article a little late, but the terrifying implications are in no way lessened by the passage of a few days.

The hammer has been struck, the herald has tweeted, the sacrificial emo virgin has been set alight atop Island Def Jam studios.

The Biebette army has cast its first stone.

It looked like this

So, boring story short, Miss Kevin Kristopik hacked into the Twitter account of Miss Bieber’s super bestest friend; let’s call him Miss Susie Sparklepants. My guess is that Miss Kristopik was just so SOOP XcItED 2 be lyk LOLZing wit USHA that she lost all her boy juices and face-planted her keyboard, which, by pure coincidence, is exactly how anyone even vaguely related to the Biebster enters their personal password.

The Glitzy World of Blogging, Online STDs and Minkie’s Bum

Waily waily, whatever shall I do? The call of fame, fortune, loose women and celebrity gambling is calling me, yet how much of myself am I willing to sacrifice to become a stumbling part of this A-list parade?

Seeing as how this blog has now been (relatively) functional for close to a year, I figure that my celebrity status is but a few scant months in my future.

I can smell the Crystal and Caviar from here.

Don’t forget the hookers.

Being the unforgivable blogging n00b that I still am, finding my footing took a while. I’m embarrassed to admit how long it took me to work out how to attach a Twitter and Facebook link to each post (an effort that I am almost positive permanently corrupted my blog’s code).

To coin a phrase; I’ve been going about this like a very nervous bull in a china shop trying really hard not to break anything. ‘Trial and Error’ has been the name of the game, as I copy, paste, cut and load my way towards social godhood, using my template’s code like a cork board and my refresh button like a bottomless bottle of digital correction fluid.

Lectcha Sketch #5

Second post for today, but I realised that I had not posted a comic for a few days and thought that I'd make up for it. This one is far more recent than the last few and the first one to be posted from Cape Town (which makes it from a Marketing lecture). You can see how my illustration style has changed, even when I'm drawing quick, non-detailed works. It's probably because of all the scamping that we have to do. Someone mentioned celebrities - that's pretty much all it took...